Deti, did you write this? :)
There are at least two incorrect lines in the Woman's Poem. One who thinks before he speaks should read One who reads my mind before he speaksOh send a king to make me a queen, well, that's just plain sexist. The Man's Poem is perfection (inserting love of choice for golfing and fishing, of course).
"Send a man that recognizes that I am already a queen, as well as a princess."