Reduce those boobies so nasty sexist men won't think you appear weak. Do it in the name of progress! Do it to "stick it to the man" - the hostile, female objectifying, sexist pigs!
It is science, sexist men prefer big boobs!
The best way you can avoid these horrible individuals is to just not be on their radar. Cut your hair, pile on the pounds, dress like a frump and for goodness sakes, hide those ta-tas!
Signs you have already become a victim of benevolent sexism:
-Your overlord opens doors for you!-He keeps you tucked away at home while he gets to go make the money!-He suppresses your intellect by making you mother the children!-He compliments your hair and body indicating he is pleased by your looks!
Call our victim's hotline immediately! Though this benevolent sexism "makes us feel better about where we are in our own lives" - it must be reported as the hate crime that it is! We must spread awareness!
To recap, if you are well endowed, it's time to go under the knife. And, if you see or hear of traditional roles being played out in a home near you (or even more tragically, in your own home), report those bastards at once!